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If archeologists find a petrified turd in the tomb of the rock and positively identify it as having been Jesus' last earthly remains, does the Vatican build a shrine for it?
And if so, is the Vatican going to display it in the shrine and call it the Shrine of the Holy Shit?
And if by some miracle, the turd should come tumbling down from above and land on someone's head and kill him, does he automatically get into heaven?
And if he does make it to heaven and meets St. Peter who asks him how he died, does he start off the story by saying..."Peter, you're not going to believe this crap, but I was sitting in church when this shit happened to me."
Just a story I concocted when I was in high school and passed around. I nearly got suspended for a week for disrupting class. |