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Post subject: How to land a straight jock in 10 steps
Posted: Aug 07, 2007 - 03:57 PM
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Post subject: RE: How to land a straight jock in 10 steps
Posted: Aug 07, 2007 - 08:01 PM
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Step 8 is the pivotal point, you know. |
_________________ "If you want the freedom, the abilities, you have to find a way. Just don't be so passive. We are capable of so much more." -- Larry Kramer
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Post subject: RE: How to land a straight jock in 10 steps
Posted: Aug 07, 2007 - 11:36 PM
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Location: NYC
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Step 1, Fer...Step 1. Beer is the male hetero equivalent of sexual scent-marking among other mammals. One swig and it induces a rush of androgenic hormones and sexual pheromones. |
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Post subject: RE: How to land a straight jock in 10 steps
Posted: Aug 08, 2007 - 05:55 AM
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Nope. It's the "dude." Never underestimate the magic power of the word "dude." |
_________________ "If you want the freedom, the abilities, you have to find a way. Just don't be so passive. We are capable of so much more." -- Larry Kramer
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Post subject: RE: How to land a straight jock in 10 steps
Posted: Aug 09, 2007 - 03:47 AM
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Although, I have to admit...I'm one of the few homos who's never really been into the whole "seducing a hetero" thing. I've always found sex with another gay man way more satisfying. And the thought of having to actually seduce a straight guy just sounds like way too much work to me. Besides, despite all appearances to the contrary, I tend to prefer sex and intimacy with someone I'm actually romantically involved with in a relationship. Sex is just on a whole other level when you actually want the person in other ways. |
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Post subject: RE: How to land a straight jock in 10 steps
Posted: Aug 09, 2007 - 07:50 AM
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A romantic... *sigh* |
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