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Kyleovision
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That's it! Kyle doesn't think I can be a model. I'm moving to another part of the planet.

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Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen Arrested

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Titusville police say they have arrested Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, of Merrit Island, on second degree misdemeanor charges for soliciation for prostiution.

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Officers say they noticed Allen acting suspicious as he went in and out of the men's restroom 3 times. Minutes later, he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20. Officers realized he was a public figure after the arrest.


Mr. Allen is a Republican.

This is just pathetic... on so many levels. Rolling

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Hey, just as I did with that asshole Foley, I will even defend Republicans from the homophobes. Don't the Florida cops have any *real* crimes to investigate?

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Well, apart from soliciting acts of prostitution being a crime in Florida (and yes -- that particular law ought to be repealed), the price being negotiated is abusively low. While that in itself is not all that illegal, it probably ought to be. Just how abusively low this offer of $20 is depends a good deal on a picture of the undercover cop in question. I'd be willing to wager that the fair market value of the man's time would have been closer to $200. This is about as criminal as offering a dishwasher fifty cents an hour -- not entirely illegal, but surely criminal.

For proper comparisons, I don't recall Mr. Foley soliciting any prostitutes -- everything he did was quite legal, as would what Mr. Allen is accused of doing had he been suggesting a friendly and free exchange of time and effort. On the occasions where Mr. Foley might have been construed to be offering "compensation in kind," the value involved was well in excess of $20 -- indeed, it was in the ballpark of the market rate for such things.

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Oh, this IS interesting; I never realized the implications at first...

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Washroom Sex Bust Blow To McCain Campaign

(Titusville, Florida) A co-chair of Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign in Florida has been busted for trying to pick up an undercover male police officer.


It's still a bullshit charge, though.

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berto wrote:


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That's not the look I'm going for anyway, but whatever.


I really must remember that line -- it will come in handy Very Happy

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Bob Allen

Yeah, it'd take more than $20.00.

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Dear Abby:

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My husband and I raised our two sons and two daughters. One son and both daughters married well. Our other son, "Neil," is gay. He and his partner, "Ron," have been together 15 years, but Neil's father and I never wanted to know Ron because we disapproved of their lifestyle.

When I was 74, my husband died, leaving me in ill health and nearly penniless. No longer able to live alone, I asked my married son and two daughters if I could "visit" each of them for four months a year. (I didn't want to burden any one family, and thought living out of a suitcase would be best for everyone.) All three turned me down. Feeling unwanted, I wanted to die.

When Neil and Ron heard what had happened, they invited me to move across country and live with them. They welcomed me into their home, and even removed a wall between two rooms so I'd have a bedroom with a private bath and sitting room -- although we spend most of our time together.

They also include me in many of their plans. Since I moved in with them, I have traveled more than I have my whole life and seen places I only read about in books. They never mention the fact that they are supporting me, or that I ignored them in the past.

When old friends ask how it feels living with my gay son, I tell them I hope they're lucky enough to have one who will take them in one day. Please continue urging your readers to accept their children as they are. My only regret is that I wasted 15 years.

Grateful Mom

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Bob Allen's mug shot

For *sure* it'd take more than $20.00....

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Allen has been charged with solicitation for prostitution, which has a maximum penalty of one year in jail. [..] Ironically in the last session of the Florida legislature he sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state's prohibition on public sex. He also has been a supporter of amending the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage and has opposed a bill to curb bullying of gay students.


Well, never mind he is an ass, one year in prison for asking someone to suck his dick? Shocked The maximum penalty should be some spanking for him for his crimes against the Gay people, plus reparation payments on behalf of some homeless youth accomodation.
 
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I'd be inclined to get on my high horse and pitch forth a polemic on this guy's legislative 'crimes against the gay people,' but honestly, he's nothing but a sad sack who just got outed... and I rather doubt he's ever going to pose a threat to us again.

I say, 'pax frater.'

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berto wrote:
Dear Abby:

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Neil's father and I never wanted to know Ron because we disapproved of their lifestyle.

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When Neil and Ron heard what had happened, they invited me to move across country and live with them. They welcomed me into their home, and even removed a wall between two rooms so I'd have a bedroom with a private bath and sitting room -- although we spend most of our time together.

They also include me in many of their plans. Since I moved in with them, I have traveled more than I have my whole life and seen places I only read about in books. They never mention the fact that they are supporting me, or that I ignored them in the past.

When old friends ask how it feels living with my gay son, I tell them I hope they're lucky enough to have one who will take them in one day. Please continue urging your readers to accept their children as they are. My only regret is that I wasted 15 years.


Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Sweetie -- you are now living this 'lifestyle' that you so disapproved of. A quick note to this creature's old friends -- they are being misinformed. I suspect very few of them would ever be as lucky as their confidant. Not all of us are so emotionally crippled that we will cast aside 15 years of wicked behavior. Speaking as one who was consistently referred to as "that guy" by a man who refused even to learn my name, I can tell this woman's old friends that what they are more likely to receive is a rousing chorus of "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when news of their funerals reach their estranged children.

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vanrozenheim wrote:
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Allen has been charged with solicitation for prostitution, which has a maximum penalty of one year in jail. [..] Ironically in the last session of the Florida legislature he sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state's prohibition on public sex. He also has been a supporter of amending the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage and has opposed a bill to curb bullying of gay students.


Well, never mind he is an ass, one year in prison for asking someone to suck his dick? Shocked The maximum penalty should be some spanking for him for his crimes against the Gay people, plus reparation payments on behalf of some homeless youth accomodation.


Judges are not famous for handing down maximum sentences even in Florida (though, of course, the option is always there). Note that had Mr. Allen simply asked after a sex act or two he would likely not have been charged -- it's not a crime to invite someone to have sex (though a sufficient lack of decorum can get one into legal trouble in many situations). Nope... it's the laws against the buying and selling of sex that he broke. And really... had he been willing to offer market prices to proper professionals he very likely would be able to conduct his private business quietly and undisturbed. After all... you pay an escort for their time and attention (perfectly legal) and they have sex with you because they like you Wink The man is cheap, and got caught trying to cheat naive amateurs into providing services for one-fifth to one-tenth their value. Whatever he gets (most likely just a fine) will be sufficient.

I am still mindful that he has been convicted of nothing. This is Florida, after all, and policemen have been known to lie most shamelessly about what they claim they have seen or heard, especially in cases like this. Mr. Allen says this is a "misunderstanding."

Were an investigation to be conducted into what, if any, crimes against the Gay people this Republican State Representative might have committed, I strongly suspect he would be due much more than a spanking and a fine. After all... this is Florida. The state's reputation for wickedness is not undeserved and it did not get that way by magic. People worked hard to earn that reputation for their state.

I'm all for the complete legalization of prostitution, but this is much more a case of petty theft. I don't propose legalizing theft of any sort.

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So... my favorite ridiculous raw youth says

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It's not really a random fact, but an interesting observation that all of the attractive people on NameMyVote are Democrats, and the ugly ones are more likely to be Republicans. Just saying.


Yah. Just saying. I went there. I hardly make a habit of such things. True, I vote for cute puppies at puppywar (and make it a matter of principle to always, always, always vote against the dogs that aren't puppies at all, no matter how not-cute the opposing real puppy is), but I've never been drawn to such pointless wastes of time. Still, I went there. I ignored the proper point of the site and voted solely on my (or some other reasonable person's) assessment of their attractiveness.

I got every single one wrong. Imagine that.

The ridiculous raw youth finds that all the attractive people are Democrats, and all the people that I assigned to the Democratic Party because of their attractiveness proved to be Republicans.

This disturbs me.

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The comedian, Ant, has a show on Logo.

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That he does. I've seen this very bit on that channel.

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Oy! Personally, I find him a tiresome queen. And it's not just because he's a self-styled "republican". But my husband just positively loathes him...unless he's hosting Celebrity Fit Club.

(Yeah, my man's tastes are of the lowbrow variety. That's one of our few aggravations. I want to watch "Keeping Up Appearances" he wants to watch "Flavor of Love Charm School" with M'onique.)
 
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