"Sign, sign, everywhere a sign," I sang to myself, as I splashed around in the wading pool at my local park. "Under 12s only," it says. What fascism! No one is going to tell me I'm too old to frolic. I mean, it's not like I'm peeing in the water like most of these kids. I bet they haven't even heard of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. But me, I'm a college student, and I know what I'm entitled to, such as beer. That's why when I got kicked out of a gay bar last week for being a woman, I filed a human rights complaint. It's so unfair. Were they afraid of my beauty? My brains? My breasts? Discrimination, thy name is Bar Le Stud.
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